why can't a woman be more like a man

why can't a woman be more like a man?-2
men are so honest, so throughly square
externally noble, historically fair
who, when you win, will always give your back pat
why can't a woman be like that?
why does every one do, what the others do?
can't a woman learn to use her head?
why do they do everything their mothers do?
why don't they growup, well, like their father instead?
why can't a woman take after a man?

men are so pleasent, so easy to please
whenever you're with them, you're always at ease
would you be slighted, if i didn't speak for hours?
OF COURSE NOT
would you be livid, if i had a drink or two?
NONSENSE
would you be wounded, if i never sent you flowers?
NEVER
well, why can't a woman be like YOU?

one man in million may shout a bit
now and then, there's one with defects
one perhaps whose truthfulness, you doubt a bit
but by and large,we are a marvelous sex
why can't a woman take after a MAN?

cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind
a better companian you never will find
if i were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
OF COURSE NOT
if i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?
NONSENSE
would you complain , if i took out another fellow?
NEVER
well, why can't a woman be like US?

why can't a woman be more like a man?
men are so decent, such regular chaps
ready to help you through any mishaps
ready to buck you up,whenever you are glum
why can't a woman be a CHUM
why is thinking, something women never do?
and why is logic never even tried?
straightening up their hair, is all they ever do
why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
whay can't a woman behave like a MAN?

DINKAR POEM

ात यों कहने लगा मुझसे गगन का चाँद,
आदमी भी क्या अनोखा जीव है!
उलझनें अपनी बनाकर आप ही फँसता,
और फिर बेचैन हो जगता, न सोता है।

जानता है तू कि मैं कितना पुराना हूँ?
मैं चुका हूँ देख मनु को जनमते-मरते
और लाखों बार तुझ-से पागलों को भी
चाँदनी में बैठ स्वप्नों पर सही करते।

आदमी का स्वप्न? है वह बुलबुला जल का
आज उठता और कल फिर फूट जाता है
किन्तु, फिर भी धन्य ठहरा आदमी ही तो?
बुलबुलों से खेलता, कविता बनाता है।

मैं न बोला किन्तु मेरी रागिनी बोली,
देख फिर से चाँद! मुझको जानता है तू?
स्वप्न मेरे बुलबुले हैं? है यही पानी?
आग को भी क्या नहीं पहचानता है तू?

मैं न वह जो स्वप्न पर केवल सही करते,
आग में उसको गला लोहा बनाता हूँ,
और उस पर नींव रखता हूँ नये घर की,
इस तरह दीवार फौलादी उठाता हूँ।

मनु नहीं, मनु-पुत्र है यह सामने, जिसकी
कल्पना की जीभ में भी धार होती है,
वाण ही होते विचारों के नहीं केवल,
स्वप्न के भी हाथ में तलवार होती है।

स्वर्ग के सम्राट को जाकर खबर कर दे-
रोज ही आकाश चढ़ते जा रहे हैं वे,
रोकिये, जैसे बने इन स्वप्नवालों को,
स्वर्ग की ही ओर बढ़ते आ रहे हैं वे।

I Love You in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M’bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T’estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki’
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore
Frisian - Ik h⬤ fan dy
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S’agapo
Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu’ umi unangwa’ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i’ ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh’ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te iubesc
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing’I Love You’)
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - ‘Rwy’n dy garu di  Â
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe

ARE YOU SOMEWHERE FEELING LONELY
or SOMEONE LOVING YOU !

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Guess mine is not the first heart broken
My eyes are not the first to cry
I am not the first to know
There's just no getting over you
You know ,
I am just a fool who is willing
To sit around and wait for you
but, baby, can't you see?
There is nothing else for me to do
I am hopelessly devoted to you
But now there is nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I am out of my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
My head is saying
Fool, forget him
My heart is saying
Don't let go
Hold on to the end
And that's what I intend to do
I am hopelessly devoted to you

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i am an ordinary man, who desires nothing more
than just an ordinary chance,
to live exactly as he likes,and precisely what he wants
an average man am i, of no ecentric whim
who likes to live his life,free of strife
doing whatever he thinks is best for him
oh just an ordinary man

BUT let a woman in your life, and your serenity is through
she'll redecorate your home from cellar to the dome
then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you

let a woman in your life, and you are up against a wall
make a plan and you will find, she had something else in mind
and so rather than do either you do something else that neither likes at all!
you want to talk of keats or milton, she only wants to talk of love
you go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching for her glove

let a woman in your life, and you invite eternal strife
let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands
i'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling
than to ever let a woman in my life.

i'm very gentle man
even tempered and good natured, whom you never hear complain
who has the milk of human kindness,by the quart in every vein
a patience man am i, down to my fingertips
the sort who never could ever would let an insulting remarks escape his lips
a very gentle man

but let a woman in your life, and patience hasn't got a chance
she'll beg for your advice, your reply will be concise
and she'll listen very nicely,
then go out and do precisely, what she wants!
you were a man of grace and polish, who never spoke above a hush
now all at once you're using language, that would make a sailor blush

let a woman in your life. and you're plunging in a knife
let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks
i'd prefer a new edition of the spanish inquisition
then to ever let a woman in my life

i'm a quite-living man,
who prefers to spend the evenings in the silence of his room
who likes an atmosphere as restful as an undiscovered tomb
a pensive man am i of philosophical joys
who likes to mediate,contemplate, free from humanity's madin human noise
a quiet living man

but let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through
in a line that never ends, coma an army of her friends
come to jabber and to chatter and to tell her
what the matter is with you!
she'll have a booming, boisterous family,who will descend on you en mess
she'll have a large, wangerian mother with a voice that shatters glass!

let a woman in your life...........
i shall never let a woman in my life..................