why can't a woman be more like a man?-2
men are so honest, so throughly square
externally noble, historically fair
who, when you win, will always give your back pat
why can't a woman be like that?
why does every one do, what the others do?
can't a woman learn to use her head?
why do they do everything their mothers do?
why don't they growup, well, like their father instead?
why can't a woman take after a man?
men are so pleasent, so easy to please
whenever you're with them, you're always at ease
would you be slighted, if i didn't speak for hours?
OF COURSE NOT
would you be livid, if i had a drink or two?
would you be wounded, if i never sent you flowers?
well, why can't a woman be like YOU?
one man in million may shout a bit
now and then, there's one with defects
one perhaps whose truthfulness, you doubt a bit
but by and large,we are a marvelous sex
why can't a woman take after a MAN?
cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind
a better companian you never will find
if i were hours late for dinner, would you bellow?
OF COURSE NOT
if i forgot your silly birthday would you fuss?
would you complain , if i took out another fellow?
well, why can't a woman be like US?
why can't a woman be more like a man?
men are so decent, such regular chaps
ready to help you through any mishaps
ready to buck you up,whenever you are glum
why can't a woman be a CHUM
why is thinking, something women never do?
and why is logic never even tried?
straightening up their hair, is all they ever do
why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
whay can't a woman behave like a MAN?